Archive for April, 2011

Sappy Mushy Gushy Goodness

Posted in Uncategorized on April 2, 2011 by Morbid
“With fire and steel did the gods forge the Klingon heart. So fiercely did it beat, so loud was the sound, that the gods cried out, ‘On this day we have brought forth the strongest heart in all the heavens. None can stand before it without trembling at its strength.’ But then the Klingon heart weakened, its steady rhythm faltered and the gods said, ‘Why do you weaken so? We have made you the strongest in all of creation.’
And the heart said… ‘I am alone.’
And the gods knew that they had erred. So they went back to their forge and brought forth another heart.
But the second heart beat stronger than the first, and the first was jealous of its power. Fortunately, the second heart was tempered by wisdom.
‘If we join together, no force can stop us.’
And when the two hearts began to beat together, they filled the heavens with a terrible sound. For the first time, the gods knew fear. They tried to flee, but it was too late. The Klingon hearts destroyed the gods who created them and turned the heavens to ashes. To this very day, no one can oppose the beating of two Klingon hearts.”

Today is my hubby’s and my anniversary. We’ve been married for two years and together for five. It really doesn’t seem like it’s been that long, and yet it feels like it has been longer. But in a good way.
Now I feel like saying, “Thank you, Costmart.” But that would be odd and I don’t think most of you would get the reference. …I myself am not really remembering the reference, but it popped into my head. I suppose it’s better than saying, “Thank you, Geritol.”
…Anywho!
Not a ton has been happening. I have a dull life and only two minutes left on the internet. Shit.
Well ta-ta for now!