And then there was my blog. Okay, so I ramble a lot and am not new to this blogging thing. But I get disctracted easily and have interesting typos. So I’m going to leave it and y’all can suck my left one if ya don’t like it. lol
So. I had to chuckle a little bit when I was reading the terms of services. It says no pornography. And if the right people read this, they’ll know why that’s amusing to me. For the rest of you, I’ll fill you in, but pay attention because I don’t like repeating myself.
I’m an aspiring porn star and I plan on making it big. I’ll be using this blog probably… Eh. Anyway.
Let me give you some insight to my life. You can skip this paragraph if you want. Firstly, I am not the only person in my head, legitimately. I have a split personality that I created when I was 12 or so to deal with the hardships my parents put on me. And while that sounds like a cop out, you try dealing with what I dealt with and then we’ll talk. Secondly, I was born with extra ribs and consequently I ended up getting my right arm’s main nerve pinched between the ribs. It’s a long story and really difficult to explain, so I’ll just say that I have severe nerve damage and have been guaranteed that I will lose the use of my right arm by the time I’m 32. As of now, I have 10 years to go. Yippee!
…I’m also very sarcastic at times and if you don’t really know me, then you might think I am happy about things. I’ll figure out a symbol or something for you to know when I’m being sarcastic. Umm. What else… I write. I read. I love Science Fiction in all forms.
Uhh… I mainly write erotica because I am a natural perv. I also am facing one of the worst bouts of writer’s block and it fucking sucks. I also say fuck, a lot. A LOT. You’ve been warned.
And on to personal things. I’m happily married. We have two kitties. And I’ll probably end up writing a blog or two with them in it. They are like our kids and it helps my “clock” out. My hubby and I have been through some pretty rough times and ended up a tad jaded by it. He deals with chronic pain as well as he is terribly unhappy with our living situation. As am I, but I want to be in porn, fuck a lot and make a good fucking… No, a great fucking living off of it! Now here’s where most people ask, “Why do you want to be in porn if you’re married?”
It’s simple really. I’ve decided that I’m not cut out to work in retail even though I love it and I seem to have this unhirable fucking sign or something on me. Now you might say, “Well I can see why,” but I can assure you that I’ve got THEE greatest “fuck-me-in-the-ass-happy attitude” when it comes to putting in applications and interviews. I’m not hiding my real self either, but I DO tone it down some. I don’t swear in front of a potential boss or co-worker. So shove it. :p
Umm… Yeah, I guess I’m a bit abrasive, but I am totally approachable. I used to be a lot worse, but then I just realized that I was becoming people I hated. So that’s all I have to say for now. I’m taking care of the hubby now and we’re watching An Extremely Goofy Movie because we’re simple like that. 🙂
So I hope you enjoyed it and if not, I really don’t care. I mean I guess that’s a lie. If people don’t like my blog, I don’t want to change things to make people like it, but I might tweak a few things because really, I am generous. But I won’t change my style. I’ll take requests if people have questions, but that’s all really.
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